—gashpushlashkeshshootenforten gashforshten ishlokenbartenshiklhorten!
things they don’t show you in porn:
- elbowing each other in the face
- leg cramps
- accidentally pulling each other’s hair
- ass pubes
things they also don’t show in porn:
- sleepy morning sex
- mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
- sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
- your lover’s o face
so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you
i keep forgetting that I have to go to the DMV to get my new liscense and I only have 2 weeks left to go ugh
honestly it’s fucking corny to see white people call their white partners bae
Just a reminder that you’re whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You’re a complete masterpiece all by yourself and you do not need anyone else to validate your existence.
Damn you’re gonna look so fucking weird.
not cut it off just cut it
I’m never going baby face again it’s awful